sharonosbourne:

goldplatedclunge:

11AM?!

breakfast is the most important meal of the day

p2hot:

Black Twitter is hilarious

craigslistdad:

reigninbuds:

Yes it is.
Egg cooks at a different temperature than beef so instead of constantly changing the grill’s temperature to satisfy the one motherfucker that wants an Egg McMuffin at 4pm, they just raise it at the time most people typically finish eating Breakfast in the morning.

you people would be amazed at how many angry mcdonalds employee hate messages i’ve gotten for this post

seifukucat:

seifukucat:

stealing text posts has been done a thousand times, i’m gonna start stealing selfies

dianatron:

I saw this outside of a church, and was conflicted for about 10 seconds before I decided that it needed to be documented.

whateverhumans:

rootbeef:

gangstamickey:

being hot but also feeling like you need something over your legs

being hot but also being unable to sleep without a blanket

being hot

 

sherlockhowell:

I JSUT REALIZED HIS NAME IS RICO BECAUSE RICO IN SPANISH MEANS RICH WOW I’M JUST 5 YEARS LATE

memewhore:

I want this in my house for a few reasons:

1. I won’t fall off the bed… Ever.
2. Fabulous movie nights with friends.
3. Probably the best sex ever.
4. I could sleep anywhere I wanted to in this entire room. So much variety each night.
5. Amazing flips could be attempted

commanderinqueef:

today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”

tushi:

why is the news breaking. who broke it. how much are repairs

harleyhendrix:

How I stole your bitch.